"Sorry that I’ve got a good colour natural lip." —Ian Chaloner (via ianchaloner)
"I could try one of the Wanted. Do you have any of their numbers?" —Matt from the 1975 pranking Harry on Call or Delete (via harrysadorkable)
"Hello Danny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever… and ever… and ever."
The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick
"I did have horrible dreams about the breakdown of society as a whole." —Nick Grimshaw (via waspabi)
Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General.
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.
I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up…