"Sorry that I’ve got a good colour natural lip." —
Ian Chaloner (via ianchaloner)
2 hours ago · April 23, 2014 · 23 notes
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"I could try one of the Wanted. Do you have any of their numbers?" —
Matt from the 1975 pranking Harry on Call or Delete (via harrysadorkable)
2 hours ago · April 23, 2014 · 801 notes
euo:

"Hello Danny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever… and ever… and ever."
The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick

euo:

"Hello Danny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever… and ever… and ever."

The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick

2 hours ago · April 23, 2014 · 9,800 notes
"I did have horrible dreams about the breakdown of society as a whole." —
Nick Grimshaw (via waspabi)
2 hours ago · April 23, 2014 · 94 notes
liampayneisafuckboy:

barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

liampayneisafuckboy:

barack no michelle is my friend we can’t

2 hours ago · April 23, 2014 · 164,740 notes
unimpressedcats:

King of the jungle

unimpressedcats:

King of the jungle

2 hours ago · April 23, 2014 · 802,361 notes
lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.


oops

lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 

In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

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oops

3 hours ago · April 23, 2014 · 59,114 notes
http://stevenstelfox.tumblr.com/post/83629315153/schmergo-schmergo-i-want-a-movie-about-a-guy

schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up…

3 hours ago · April 23, 2014 · 26,057 notes
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